It is a proven scientific fact that something happens to a Vampire’s skin during their transition which causes their epidermis to take on a shimmery, glittering quality anytime seminal fluids make contact with it. This effect can be intensified by illuminating the subject’s unwashed flesh under UV lighting.
If you happen to noticed a Vampire who appears to be sparkling, rest assured that you are not witnessing some freak accident of nature. Vampires are not the mutated, bloodsucking spawns of Emma Frost.
What you are actually seeing is nothing more than the natural chemical reaction that occurs anytime the ejaculatory residue on undead flesh is exposed to direct sunlight.
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