Flying Monkeys are Awesome!

Deadly Fluff:

My stuffed animals are all charmed. I've believed that toys hold protective qualities since I was a small child, and I've taken measures to up the Oomph! factor since then.

They are hardly my only precaution. When you deal with some of the things and people I have, then you quickly learn that there's no such thing as being overly prepared, or paranoid.

Basically, fuck with me and my Hello Kitty and Flying Monkey plushies will be the least of your concerns.

How to sell a contradiction:

Most of those who invoke the Neo-Pagan version of Karma against someone who has wronged them in some way rarely stop to consider how it might also affect them in return.

Luckily it's about as real as eternal Damnation....which is basically the same threat, just from a different source.